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Akon, The Man from Meton.

The Alpha Centaurians are believed to be the most advance, fifth denominational, extra-terrestrial civilization in our galaxy. They just want to help us advance and grow, but earth just keeps fucking up.

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Elizabeth Klarer[]

While torturing puppies with her shrill, discordant voice, Elizabeth Klarer had the seed of love planted within her when she was just a child; the propagator of that germinating affection was Akon. Sometime later the two of them had incomparably fantastic sex aboard Akon's spaceship while his bro Sheron was out "gathering roots". Klarer lived on Meton for some time, but eventually returned to Earth leaving behind Akon and their son, Ayling.