Overview Edit

The Grapefruit launcher[1] is a simple weapon designed by the Sharkmen to destroy the International Space Station (ISS) with the sole intention of preventing us from playing Angry Birds.


A grapefruit

Design Edit


Typical Sharkman with tiny humanoid hands.

Either a pressurized tube that launches grapefruit[2] or grapefruit analogies from the open end. Or a tube the diameter of an average grapefruit fitted with a rubber sling or rubber glove finger (from a large surgical glove like the kind worn by Sasquatch.)
Sasquach Gloves

Sasquatch proudly displaying his surgical gloves

Aim (pun intended) Edit

To destroy the ISS with the sole intention of destroying the satellite network used for mankind to access and play the Angry Birds game.

References Edit

  2. The grapefruit (Citrus × paradisi) is a subtropical citrus tree known for its sour to semi-sweet fruit.