Phil Schneider, a former US Government Geologist and Engineer, tells a story of DUMBs (Deep Underground Military Bases) and the effects of being crispy crittered.

His story starts with working on an underground military base in Dulce, New Mexico. Schneider and the engineers who were extending an underground military base broke through a cavern. This cavern was filled with Alien Greys who had been living underground for 20,000 years.